Hey Guys!

It's Friday, and even though this is the day you LEAST need that how-am-I-gonna-make-it-through-the-day treat, I also thought - isn't a treat always a treat? So in the spirit of foodie-camaraderie, or foodaraderie, I offer all of you the following life-changing, all important, useless but priceless, initially exciting yet ultimately pointless collection of kitchen paraphernalia destined to be pushed back to the furthermost recesses of your drawers and cabinets!

First up, it's the world's first portable toaster! Guaranteed to singe a fingertip or two, but who doesn't want to make a perfectly golden slice of toast on the subway, enjoying the onlooking envy of every boring NON portable toast-having loser?

Next, I bring to you the Veggie Peeler! It probably peels poorly, but look at that little peel-trapper! If you're anything like me, your sad, limp peels sit not in, but NEAR your garbage disposal for roughly 14 hours before being truly discarded, so this might take care of some of that mess. Or...maybe I just need a housekeeper. Either one.

You know how you have your giant block of knives, yet you use only one? Here's a knife that will replace all of those - it slices, dices, chops, peels, zests, and oh so much more!

Have you been thinking of a way to blend your love of tea with your love of shark attacks? Join the club! This baby marries the two seamlessly!

And lastly, you know that dark, howling tempest of sadness you've been feeling lately? No more! Enter Salt and Pepper shakers designed to look like batteries! You can thank me later.

Enjoy getting your kitchen gadget geek on. Have a great weekend, everyone!

-Audie